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Seems like there are only 2 things happening in this country, elections and exit polls.
Indian elections is covered by 5 or 6 News anchors who grandstand for their audiences. Much like a performer hmm to be precise a bad performer
On one hand you have this trio of uncle’s Prannoy, Shekar Gupta and some uncle who round up a politician and ask questions like your neighbourhood uncle after he caught you smoking for the first time.
Then other side of the spectrum is the loud speaker a.k.a India’s slow poison Arnab. This dude covers elections everyday even when there is no election. If you watch one state elections coverage by this dude. You have enough hate towards logic and manners.
Then we have 2 news anchors who have probably chosen the wrong career path. Rahul kanwal reports elections like he is covering a travelling expeditions on fox traveller.
Then there is Bupandera chaubey who’s questions to politicians are dumber than his questions to Sunny Leone.
Then there are plethora of regional channels who cover elections like they cover big boss or splitz villa.
What happens between two elections is what matters.
If news channels cover elections 24/7 a day will come when you will no longer be a source of information and knowledge.